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All aboard for London’s funniest underground adventure.
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About COCKFOSTERS

After five sell-out runs, London’s smash hit comedy COCKFOSTERS returns to Southwark Playhouse Borough.

Strangers James and Tori meet at Heathrow and take the Piccadilly Line across London on a journey they’ll never forget.

Perfectly capturing our love-hate relationship with the tube, COCKFOSTERS is a “screamingly funny” off-the-rails comedy that will change your commute forever. So top up your Oyster, mind the gap and hop aboard the tube journey of a lifetime!

“A laugh-out-loud riot” - Broadway World “Inspired brilliance” - The Stage “A stroke of genius” - All That Dazzles

★★★★★ RatedReviewed - ★★★★★ CurtainsUp - ★★★★★ MindTheBlog - ★★★★★ - LondonCulturalist - ★★★★★ LondonBornAndBred - ★★★★★ LondonTheatreDoc - ★★★★★ SouthLondonWeekly - ★★★★★ LoveLondonLoveCulture

Accessible Performance:

Captioned:

  • Wednesday 17th December 7:00pm

Run time

1hr 10min.

Start date

4th December, 2025

End date

3rd January, 2026

Categories

Plays, Black Friday, Comedy, Off West End, Cyber Monday

Venue

Southwark Playhouse Borough

Age

Ages 16+.

Production note
This production contains strong language, loud music and sound effects, and flashing lights.
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35 Reviews

Jules

100
Clever, Entertaining

See it if If you want a good laugh.

Don’t see it if You don’t have a sense of humour.

Carly 4244

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100
Clever, Delightful, Entertaining, Hilarious, Outrageous

See it if You want a good belly laugh. It’s fast, witty, laugh-a-minute, wonderfully ridiculous but relatable theatre.

Don’t see it if You want a serious, slow, considered, thought-provoking piece of theatre.

Nick

85
Clever, Entertaining, Fizzing, Fun

See it if You enjoy a feel-good, romcom narrative with plenty of well-judged humour

Don’t see it if You have no first hand experience of the London Underground

Absolutely loved it

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Delightful, Entertaining

See it if Everything about this show was joyful. My teens, husband and I all laughed non-stop, and there was nothing we’d change, love the end too!

Don’t see it if You don’t like swearing.

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Venue

Southwark Playhouse Borough

77-85 Newington Causeway, London, United Kingdom, SE1 6BD
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Directions

Station: London Bridge
Location: Fringe/Off West End
Bus numbers: Inner London Crown Court (Stop B): 35, 133, 343, 344
Directions from tube: Borough: Exit & turn right towards Newington Causeway. Located just before the railway bridge. Elephant & Castle: Exit via South Bank University Exit & turn left, head up Newington Causeway.

Show schedule

Day of weekMatineeEvening
Monday-7:00 PM
Tuesday2:30 PM7:00 PM
Wednesday-7:00 PM
Thursday-7:00 PM
Friday-7:00 PM
Saturday2:30 PM7:00 PM
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