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About The Nutcracker, A Very Adult Pantomime!

Carly had a terrible year: her love rat ex has ghosted her, her father died ina collision with a Just Stop Oil protest and now her Mum is insistent on still throwing their annual festive party. A typical year in the 2020’s some may say, but thanks to a prezzie from her inappropriate, local drunk uncle - this Christmas will be anything but typical!

Carly’s new Nutcracker will show her new distant lands like Winter Wonderland and M&M world, new friends in the Snow Queen and Sugar Plum Fairy and maybe, just maybe, seek revenge on her ex and learn how to love again. Expect absolute filth from this anything but sweet Christmas offering.

The performance is recommended for 18+. Contains Scenes of Adult Nature / Themes, Strong Language, Haze and Smoke

Start date

30th November, 2023

End date

23rd December, 2023

Categories

Venue

Turbine Theatre

Age

18+

Production note
Contains Scenes of Adult Nature & Themes, Strong Language, Haze and Smoke

27 Reviews

Linda 3235

15 Reviews | 1 Followers
85
Absorbing, Clever, Delightful, Enchanting, Entertaining

See it if You love ballet, have young children and want to go to the royal opera house which was amazing and special

Don’t see it if You don’t love ballet

Hannah 3120

9 Reviews | 0 Followers
90
Ambitious, Clever, Delightful, Enchanting, Skilled

See it if It was amazing to see the strength of the dancers and choreography. Nice to hear an un-mic’d orchestra.

Don’t see it if Don’t see if you don’t like dancing. May differ from some movie adaptations in terms of story. No warnings given of gunshot sound effects.

Alexandra Skr

3 Reviews | 0 Followers
80
Delightful, Enchanting, Great Acting, Great Singing

See it if You'd like to submerge into magical Christmas ambience

Don’t see it if You're looking for the high profile French/Russian style ballet

Anouk

1 Reviews | 0 Followers
90
Clever, Entertaining, Funny, Great Staging

See it if You like current event humor with sexual innuendos

Don’t see it if You don’t like sexual innuendos

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Venue

Turbine Theatre

Arches Lane, Nine Elms, London, United Kingdom, SW11 8AB
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Directions

Location: Fringe/Off West End
Railway station: Battersea Park
Bus numbers: 44, 137, 452
Night bus numbers: N44, N137
Car park: Chelsea Bridge Wharf Car Park

Tickets

Unfortunately, tickets for this event are no longer available.

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